--- title: "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You: cast and crew" canonical: "https://film.one/film/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you/cast-and-crew" title_page: "https://film.one/film/if-i-had-legs-id-kick-you" cast: 24 crew: 96 licence: "© Fi1m Ltd. Written by AI under a human editor; checked against sources before publication. Quote with attribution and a link to the canonical URL." --- # If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025): cast and crew 24 cast and 96 crew, as credited (TMDB). Cast in billing order. ## Cast - [Rose Byrne](https://film.one/person/rose-byrne.md) as Linda - [Conan O'Brien](https://film.one/person/conan-obrien.md) as Therapist - [A$AP Rocky](https://film.one/person/a-ap-rocky.md) as James - [Danielle Macdonald](https://film.one/person/danielle-macdonald.md) as Caroline - [Delaney Quinn](https://film.one/person/delaney-quinn.md) as Child - [Mary Bronstein](https://film.one/person/mary-bronstein.md) as Dr. Spring - [Ivy Wolk](https://film.one/person/ivy-wolk.md) as Diana - [Mark Stolzenberg](https://film.one/person/mark-stolzenberg.md) as Parking Attendant - [Manu Narayan](https://film.one/person/manu-narayan.md) as Landlord - [Christian Slater](https://film.one/person/christian-slater.md) as Father - [Eva Kornet](https://film.one/person/eva-kornet.md) as Breathworker - [Ella Beatty](https://film.one/person/ella-beatty.md) as Kate - Helen Hong as Eva - [Daniel Zolghadri](https://film.one/person/daniel-zolghadri.md) as Stephen - [Josh Pais](https://film.one/person/josh-pais.md) as Brad - [Ronald Bronstein](https://film.one/person/ronald-bronstein.md) as Caroline's Husband (voice) - Lark White as Vanessa - Laurence Blum as Police Officer - Amy Judd Lieberman as Melanie - Char Sidney as Nurse - Jodi Michelle Pynn as Nurse - J. Alan Scott as Puppeteer - Jason Matthews as Puppeteer - Victor Broadley as Puppeteer ## Directing - [Mary Bronstein](https://film.one/person/mary-bronstein.md): Director - Kate Branom: First Assistant Director - Carly Krim: Second Assistant Director - Gordon Bell: Script Supervisor - Jasmin Osean Thomas: Second Second Assistant Director - Callum Stembridge: Second Second Assistant Director ## Writing - [Mary Bronstein](https://film.one/person/mary-bronstein.md): Writer ## Production - Tatiana Bears: Co-Producer, Line Producer - Bruno Vernaschi-Berman: Co-Producer - [Ryan Zacarias](https://film.one/person/ryan-zacarias.md): Producer - [Josh Safdie](https://film.one/person/josh-safdie.md): Producer - [Sara Murphy](https://film.one/person/sara-murphy.md): Producer - [Eli Bush](https://film.one/person/eli-bush.md): Producer - Richie Doyle: Producer - Conor Hannon: Producer - Lauren Ebner: Associate Producer - [Ronald Bronstein](https://film.one/person/ronald-bronstein.md): Producer - Geraldine Barón: Casting - Salome Oggenfuss: Casting - [Mary Bronstein](https://film.one/person/mary-bronstein.md): Executive Producer - [Rose Byrne](https://film.one/person/rose-byrne.md): Executive Producer - Rita Walsh: Co-Producer - Eduardo Sobrino: Unit Production Manager - John Paul Lopez-Ali: Co-Producer - Margaux Beck: Associate Producer - J. Izon: Associate Producer - Dennis Thomas: Art Department Production Assistant - [Ruby McCollister](https://film.one/person/ruby-mccollister.md): Casting Assistant - Emma Warren: Casting Assistant - Elise Raven: Casting Assistant - Meredith Jacobson Marciano: Background Casting Director - Alethia St. Joan: Production Secretary - [Mary Beth Minthorn](https://film.one/person/mary-beth-minthorn.md): Executive In Charge Of Production - Julie Velez: Production Accountant - Samantha Santos: Location Manager - Katarina Dedicova: Assistant Location Manager - Kim Matullo: Post Production Accountant - Evan Cathcart: Unit Production Manager ## Camera - [Christopher Messina](https://film.one/person/christopher-messina.md): Director of Photography - James Schlittenhart: First Assistant Camera - Alec Nickel: Second Assistant Camera - Logan White: Still Photographer - Jesse Coyote Sanchez-Strauss: Steadicam Operator - Chris Keenan: Key Grip ## Editing - [Lucian Johnston](https://film.one/person/lucian-johnston.md): Editor - Camille Gilbert: Assistant Editor - Zulema Young-Toledo: Assistant Editor - Nat Jencks: Colorist ## Sound and music - Filipe Messeder: Supervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer, Sound Designer - Ruy García: Sound Re-Recording Mixer - Nick Caramela: Sound Effects Editor - Laura Heinzinger: Foley Editor - Ben Kruse: Foley Editor - Tommy Stang: Foley Artist - Patrick Southern: Sound Mixer - Deanna Williams: Boom Operator - Kristin Catuogno: ADR Editor, Dialogue Editor - Abby Harrison: Assistant Sound Editor - Jared Seidman: ADR Mixer - Chris Navarro: ADR Mixer - Jeffrey Roy: ADR Mixer - Melissa Chapman: Music Supervisor - Annie Pearlman: Music Supervisor ## Art - [Carmen Navis](https://film.one/person/carmen-navis.md): Production Design - Kyra Boselli: Art Direction - Kaili Corcoran: Set Decoration - Samantha Figueira: Art Department Coordinator - Kalani Akuna: Graphic Designer - Molly E. Ramsay: Set Dresser - David Dee: Set Dresser - Erik Valentine: Set Dresser - Holly Wilson: Set Dresser - Bridget Rafferty: Property Master - Janelle Jones: Assistant Property Master - Pierre Rovira: Construction Coordinator - Hassan Rahim: Main Title Designer ## Costume and make-up - [Elizabeth Warn](https://film.one/person/elizabeth-warn.md): Costume Design - Sarit Klein: Makeup Department Head - Pamela May: Hair Department Head - Michelle Waldron: Key Makeup Artist - John Nunn: On Set Dresser - Nina Bova: Assistant Costume Designer - Willa Piro: Costume Coordinator - Vicky Donner: Wardrobe Supervisor - Caroline Horton: Set Costumer - Katie Cooke: Set Costumer - Chris Curich: Key Hair Stylist - Alan Scott: Prosthetic Designer ## Visual effects - Anders Nyman: Visual Effects Supervisor - Johann Kunz: Special Effects Supervisor - Jesse Morrow: Visual Effects Producer - Brad Kalinoski: Visual Effects Supervisor ## Lighting - Matthew Atwood: Gaffer ## Crew - Nitasha Bhambree: Stunt Coordinator - Chris Barnes: Marine Coordinator - Dejay Roestenberg: Stunt Double --- © Fi1m Ltd. 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