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title: "P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang"
year: 1982
kind: "film"
canonical: "https://film.one/film/ptang-yang-kipperbang"
fi1m_id: "ptang-yang-kipperbang"
imdb_id: "tt0084459"
tmdb_id: 45329
wikidata_id: "Q7116870"
fi1m_score: 72
critics_reviews: 2
published: "2026-10-07T10:42:55.333777+00:00"
updated: "2026-10-07T10:42:55.897409+00:00"
region: "AT"
licence: "© Fi1m Ltd. Written by AI under a human editor; checked against sources before publication. Quote with attribution and a link to the canonical URL."
---

# P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982)

Directed by Michael Apted · 1h 17m · Comedy, Romance

## Identity

P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang

- **Canonical:** https://film.one/film/ptang-yang-kipperbang
- **Type:** Film
- **Fi1m ID:** ptang-yang-kipperbang
- **IMDb ID:** tt0084459
- **TMDB ID:** 45329
- **Wikidata ID:** Q7116870
- **Same entity:** https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084459/, https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/45329, https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q7116870

**Fi1m score: 72** · Critics: 2 of 6 reviews so far

*In a sentence:* A fourteen-year-old pursues one kiss across one summer while a Test match commentary rolls on inside his head

> Jack Rosenthal’s script about a boy, a girl and the cricket commentary in his head is small, funny and more tender than it lets on. It was made for television and it looks like it, which matters less than one of the two reviews so far thinks.

## Synopsis

England, the summer of 1948. Alan Duckworth (John Albasiny) is fourteen, known to the whole school as Quack Quack, and has two ambitions: to play cricket for England and to kiss Ann Lawton (Abigail Cruttenden), who sits across the classroom and has barely noticed him. A cricket commentary runs in his head, describing every step he takes down a corridor as if it were a Test match. His friends Abbo (Mark Brailsford) and Shaz (Christopher Karallis) greet each other with the nonsense password of the title. The English teacher, Miss Land (Alison Steadman), is casting the school play, which contains a kiss, and Alan wants the part opposite Ann; Geoffrey Whitaker (Maurice Dee) is the obvious rival. Miss Land, meanwhile, has her own eye on Tommy (Garry Cooper), the groundsman, while the Headmaster (Robert Urquhart) presides over the lot.

## Review

*P’tang, Yang, Kipperbang* runs 77 minutes and wants almost nothing from you. A boy wants to kiss a girl. A teacher wants the groundsman. The war has been over for three years and nobody has quite worked out what to do with the peace. Jack Rosenthal writes it and Michael Apted directs it, and between them they have made something modest, exact and funny, with a sadness underneath that we did not expect and that stayed with us afterwards.

The joke that carries the film is the commentary. Alan Duckworth (John Albasiny) narrates his own life in the voice of a cricket commentator, so that walking past Ann Lawton in a corridor becomes a cover drive and failing to speak to her becomes a wicket. Rosenthal keeps it going without ever letting it become a gag reel; the voice is Alan’s way of making himself the hero of a day in which he is, plainly, not. Albasiny plays him as a boy whose face is always a second behind his thoughts, and he is good at the one thing the part needs, which is wanting something and being unable to say so. We laughed a good deal, mostly at the gap between the commentary and the boy.

Alison Steadman is the reason to insist on the film to anyone who hesitates. Her Miss Land is a woman in her thirties who has been teaching Shakespeare to boys in short trousers for too long, and who looks at Tommy (Garry Cooper), the groundsman, the way Alan looks at Ann. Steadman gives her a brightness in class that drops away the moment the last child is out of the door. One scene with Cooper, which we will not describe, is the best in the film and Alan is nowhere near it. Robert Urquhart’s Headmaster is a decent man running a decent school and faintly puzzled by both.

Abigail Cruttenden has the harder job as Ann, because the script sees her mostly through Alan, and she manages to suggest a girl with a life going on behind that. Maurice Dee’s Geoffrey Whitaker is the handsome boy who gets things without noticing, and Mark Brailsford and Christopher Karallis, as Abbo and Shaz, chatter in a way that sounds like boys rather than lines.

It was made for television, as the Time Out review complains, and it is no use pretending otherwise. Tony Pierce-Roberts shoots the school and the cricket field in flat, even summer light, and the frame is built for the small screen: faces, two-shots, a classroom from the back. John Shirley cuts it at a conversational pace and never hurries a scene that is working. Sue Yelland’s grey flannel, school caps and gymslips do most of the period work, and David Earl’s score is sparing, a few bars where needed and then silence. None of it is cinema in the sense of needing a big screen, and none of it is careless either. The one real limit is scale: when the film reaches for the wider world, the shadow of the war and what Tommy did or did not do in it, it has to do so in dialogue, because it cannot afford to show us.

The reviews so far split down the middle, one calling it wry and highly comic, the other objecting to a television film being sent into cinemas after it had been shown. We are with the first. Where you watch a thing is not what it is, and this is one of Rosenthal’s better scripts, in the line of his television work rather than Puttnam’s larger pictures. Apted, who had just made *Coal Miner’s Daughter*, directs it without a trace of condescension, which is the thing that most films about children cannot manage.

Watch it at home, where it was built to be watched, with someone who remembers being fourteen. It will not take long and it is kinder than it looks.

*Fi1m score 72, published 7 October 2026.*

## Straight answers

**Is P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang worth watching?**

*P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang* is worth watching for anyone with 77 minutes and a memory of being fourteen, and we scored it 72. Jack Rosenthal's script is small, exact and funny, with a sadness underneath that stays with you, and Alison Steadman alone justifies the evening. It was made for television and looks like it, so watch it at home and expect modesty rather than spectacle.

**How long is P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang, and what is it rated?**

*P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang* runs 1h 17m. It is a comedy and romance film.

**Where can I watch P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang in Austria?**

*P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang* is not on any streaming or rental service in Austria at the moment. It is available in 2 other countries; change your country at the top of the page to see where. Availability is checked daily.

**How does P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang compare to The 400 Blows?**

*P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang* is the smaller and gentler of the two, a comedy about one kiss in one English summer, while [*The 400 Blows*](https://film.one/film/the-400-blows) follows a neglected Parisian boy on the loose and cuts deeper. Truffaut's film is the better one and deserves its reputation; Rosenthal's is the one to reach for when you want to laugh and be quietly moved rather than hurt.

**What should I watch after P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang?**

After *P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang*, try [*The 400 Blows*](https://film.one/film/the-400-blows) (1959, Fi1m 91): Truffaut’s boy on the loose in Paris, funnier and sadder than its reputation suggests. Then [*Hope and Glory*](https://film.one/film/hope-and-glory) (1987, Fi1m 82): Boorman’s childhood in the Blitz, where the war is mostly an excuse for freedom; and [*Rushmore*](https://film.one/film/rushmore) (1998, Fi1m 83): A schoolboy’s crush, a teacher’s own troubles and a school play, with American polish.

### Reviews we read (2)

- **Radio Times**, Tom Hutchinson (4/5): Hutchinson finds the film a wry, highly comic look at teenage desire. He especially praises Alison Steadman and the other splendid performances. [Read](https://www.radiotimes.com/movie-guide/b-syoo0c/ptang-yang-kipperbang/)
- **Time Out**, MA (30/100, inferred): The visible text takes a negative view of the film’s theatrical release. It notes that the television film was unwisely given a theatrical release after its TV showing. [Read](https://www.timeout.com/movies/ptang-yang-kipperbang)

## Details

- **Director:** Michael Apted
- **Director:** Michael Apted
- **Writer:** Jack Rosenthal
- **Cinematography:** Tony Pierce-Roberts
- **Editor:** John Shirley
- **Music:** David Earl
- **Costume design:** Sue Yelland
- **Producer:** David Puttnam, David Bill, Chris Griffin
- **Cast:** John Albasiny as Alan Duckworth; Abigail Cruttenden as Ann Lawton; Maurice Dee as Geoffrey Whitaker; Alison Steadman as Miss Land; Mark Brailsford as Abbo; Christopher Karallis as Shaz; Frances Ruffelle as Eunice; Robert Urquhart as Headmaster
- **Runtime:** 1h 17m
- **First release (the UK):** 3 November 1982
- **Genres:** Comedy, Romance

## Where to watch in Austria

Not streaming, renting or buying in Austria at the last check.

Also available in: AU, GB. Add `?region=XX` to this URL for another country.

## If you liked this

- *Gregory's Girl* (1981): Scottish schoolboy, football rather than cricket, the same hopeless wanting played for warmth
- *The 400 Blows* (1959), Fi1m 91: Truffaut’s boy on the loose in Paris, funnier and sadder than its reputation suggests — [Fi1m page](https://film.one/film/the-400-blows.md)
- *Hope and Glory* (1987), Fi1m 82: Boorman’s childhood in the Blitz, where the war is mostly an excuse for freedom — [Fi1m page](https://film.one/film/hope-and-glory.md)
- *Rushmore* (1998), Fi1m 83: A schoolboy’s crush, a teacher’s own troubles and a school play, with American polish — [Fi1m page](https://film.one/film/rushmore.md)
- *Submarine* (2010), Fi1m 82: Welsh teenager narrates his own life as if it mattered; it does, a little — [Fi1m page](https://film.one/film/submarine.md)

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