Critics’ reviews

Cocaine Bear (2023)

19 reviews from 19 publications. Critics’ score 59: 6 positive, 3 mixed, 3 negative.

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The Hollywood Reporter
23 February 2023 · Lovia Gyarkye
75*

The critic finds the film infectious, no-apologies entertainment that aims for maximum fun by reveling in farce and gnarly killings. It succeeds as a brisk, breezy ride despite a thin narrative, with committed performances and absurd scenarios that keep viewers engaged.

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Evening Standard
24 February 2023 · Charlotte O'Sullivan
70*

The critic calls it a raucous comedy that leaves viewers gasping and giggling after an initial yawn, praising its feminist-flavoured populism and how it presents as a farce for boys then swerves direction.

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Vulture
14 April 2023 · Bilge Ebiri
70*

The film is just as good as it needs to be, delivering gory insouciance, quotable lines, and atmospheric wandering centered on the bear and cocaine concept. It carries whiffs of 80s adventures and slashers while committing to its own cult-movie purpose without overreaching.

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Radio Times
23 February 2023 · ★★★ · Emma Simmonds
60

Banks delivers a mostly entertaining B-movie with a strong cast and deranged energy that balances bad-taste comedy and commercial appeal, but it feels like a one-joke idea that runs out of steam.

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Screen Daily
23 February 2023
55*

Banks leans into trashy B-movie qualities for dark comedy that is only sporadically clever; the bloodier bear attacks work best, but the film does not deliver enough of them to sustain its promise.

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Time Out
24 February 2023 · Olly Richards
35*

The film is a one-joke comedy that wears thin quickly due to thin scripting, poor tonal control, and underdeveloped characters, though one chaotic sequence hints at untapped potential.

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Empire
23 February 2023 · Ian Freer
30*

The critic finds Banks and the screenwriter botch the tone, resulting in a film that is neither scary nor satirical, funny nor frightening, and ultimately a bore due to dull characters and leaden storytelling.

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Sight and Sound
2 March 2023 · Mark Asch

The critic finds the film less compelling than the true story that inspired it, criticizing its gimmicky tone, dated humor, and inferior CGI effects while noting it functions as a parable about human folly and appetites.

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The Guardian
26 February 2023 · Peter Bradshaw

Elizabeth Banks’s playfully anarchic creature-feature about a rampaging beast high on drugs is as daft as it is entertaining. It delivers sporadically goofy fun with ripped limbs and a partly parodic family-centred sensibility, leaving Snakes on a Plane standing.

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The New Yorker
24 February 2023 · Anthony Lane

The film delivers exactly the high-concept premise its title promises but stumbles under the weight of its own anticipation, with excess violence and self-aware excess that fails to fully land. The bear's cocaine-fueled antics provide gleeful moments for some audiences, yet the overall execution feels like a tumble from the trailer's buzz.

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The New York Times
24 February 2023 · Jason Zinoman

The critic finds the film a chaotic horror-comedy whose main joke is its own existence, delivering fun for undemanding viewers but missing opportunities for sharper junk-movie fans. Banks effectively mines 1980s slasher gross-out potential and the bear's drug-fueled rampage.

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The Times
23 February 2023 · ★★★☆☆ · Kevin Maher

There are guilty pleasure thrills and cartoon double-takes aplenty in this outlandish action-comedy. It takes the real-life curio of a bear ingesting cocaine and slams it against the killer animal genre with mostly pleasing results, though the CGI bear draws discussion.

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Variety
23 February 2023 · Owen Gleiberman

The critic calls the film luridly preposterous and gonzo goofy rather than so-bad-it's-good, better than "Snakes on a Plane" as a shamelessly flamboyant wilderness slasher-comedy. Banks and the cast embrace the demented lark with stylish gore, memorable set pieces, and a knowing wink that makes it an agreeable celebration of disaffection.

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The Wrap
23 February 2023 · Alonso Duralde
85*

Alonso Duralde calls the film a bloody marvel and brilliant comedy of errors and terrors. He praises director Elizabeth Banks for skillfully balancing laughs with dramatic tension and darker intentions throughout.

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Deadline
23 February 2023 · Pete Hammond
80*

Pete Hammond finds the film a darkly amusing horror-comedy that delivers scares and laughs in equal measure. He singles out the remarkably believable CGI bear created by WETA for special praise.

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Consequence
14 April 2023 · B- · Clint Worthington
70

The critic finds the film an amiable, fleet-footed B-movie that delivers on its absurd premise without fully reaching the expected highs. It singles out the strong buddy chemistry between Alden Ehrenreich and O'Shea Jackson Jr. and the charming '80s period details for praise, while noting the repetitive climax weakens the later stretches.

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Den of Geek
24 February 2023 · ★★½ · David Crow
50

The critic finds the film sedate and diluted despite the wild concept, with pacing issues and unengaging human characters diluting the fun of the bear's rampage. Occasional inventive set pieces like the ambulance chase stand out, but overall it is called a bad trip.

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The Ringer
24 February 2023 · Adam Nayman
30*

The critic deems the movie a frustrating, grueling experience that is sloppy and misanthropic, failing to live up to its perfect title and trailer hype. It singles out a few enjoyably bad-taste moments and Alden Ehrenreich's performance for limited praise while complaining about the cynical tone and lack of genuine affection for its genre tropes.

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Film Stories
24 February 2023 · James Harvey

The film is a goofy, entertaining action-comedy that delivers exactly what its title promises. The screenplay sets up strong comedy and the cast of character actors all bring their A-game to the B-movie premise.

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