No critic calls Dark Shadows a success, and the reviews split evenly between tolerant and hostile. Where there is agreement, it is on the people rather than the picture. Most critics find Johnny Depp funny as Barnabas, a vampire baffled by 1972, and several name Eva Green’s Angelique as the liveliest thing on screen. The production and costume design draw praise even from reviewers who dislike everything else, and /Film singles out Colleen Atwood’s costumes.
The reservations cluster on tone and script. Critic after critic says the film cannot decide whether it is a gothic romance or a camp comedy, and that the screenplay leaves the supporting cast stranded. The spread is wide: Empire and the Los Angeles Times find it a diverting enough evening, while NME and The Wrap call it dull and hollow. Time Out goes further and reads it as proof that Burton has little range.
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Empire
9 May 2012 · Ian Freer
65*
Freer finds the film entertaining but tonally uneven, and says it falls short of Burton at his best. He praises Depp’s charismatic, funny portrayal of Barnabas as a man out of time.
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Los Angeles Times
11 May 2012 · Andy Klein
65*
Klein finds the film a diverting, comedy-heavy take on the material, though it brings little new to vampire stories. He praises its cleverness, particularly the humor drawn from Barnabas’s confusion about modern life and 1970s culture.
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Screen Daily
8 May 2012 · Tim Grierson
64*
The accessible page does not disclose the critic’s verdict. It likewise reveals no specific praise or complaint.
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The New York Times
11 May 2012 · A.O. Scott
64*
The page could not be accessed, so the critic’s verdict cannot be verified. The URL identifies a review of Tim Burton’s 2012 film, but the review’s specific praise or complaint is unavailable.
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Little White Lies
10 May 2012 · 2/3/3 · David Jenkins
60
The critic finds the film flawed but believes it has worthwhile pleasures. He singles out Johnny Depp’s comic performance and delivery for praise.
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Radio Times
★★★ · Alan Jones
60
Jones presents the film as a mannered gothic romantic farce whose actors embrace its eccentricity. He praises Burton’s visual style but finds the attempt to balance comedy and melodrama wanting.
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The Hollywood Reporter
8 May 2012 · Todd McCarthy
60*
McCarthy finds the film entertaining but uneven, saying it stops short of fully exploiting its darkly comic premise. He praises Depp’s controlled, humorous performance while faulting the humor for settling too often for easy jokes.
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Total Film
9 May 2012 · ★★★ · Matt Glasby
60
Glasby finds the film an enjoyable but uneven blend of genres that does not quite settle on what it is. He praises its gorgeous look, the performances—particularly Depp and Green—and its climactic monster-filled spectacle.
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RogerEbert.com
9 May 2012 · ★★/4 · Christy Lemire
50
Lemire finds the film visually elaborate but largely inert. She singles out its lack of comic energy as a key weakness.
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Slant Magazine
10 May 2012 · ★★/4 · Bill Weber
50
Weber finds the adaptation overstuffed and ultimately a bloated misfire. He praises Johnny Depp’s comic performance, while faulting the film’s musty romance and relentless nostalgia.
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The Guardian
10 May 2012 · Peter Bradshaw
50*
Bradshaw finds the film reasonably entertaining but ultimately predictable, offering no surprises. He praises Helena Bonham Carter’s distinctive, comic performance as Dr Julia Hoffman.
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Time Out
9 May 2012 · ★★ · Tom Huddleston
40
Huddleston finds the film largely tedious and sees it as evidence that Burton has little range. The review’s description singles out its creepy, kooky, spooky atmosphere, though not as enough to overcome that verdict.
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IndieWire
8 May 2012 · D · Todd Gilchrist
37
The critic calls the film an awful, incoherent disappointment and faults it for lacking a compelling story. He praises its production and costume design, while criticizing its disorganization and underdeveloped characters.
Read the full review →The critic finds the film an incoherent, overlong joke with shoddy construction. Eva Green’s lively performance and some haunting effects are singled out as bright spots, though they cannot redeem it.
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Variety
8 May 2012 · Justin Chang
30*
Chang finds the film’s retro-camp approach neither funny nor eerie enough, leaving it an awkward, largely bloodless exercise. He praises Johnny Depp’s committed deadpan performance as the film’s most reliable element.
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Vulture
20 August 2018 · David Edelstein
25*
Edelstein finds the film a weary, meandering camp travesty, criticizing its witless screenplay and the stale Burton-Depp partnership. He singles out Eva Green as the movie’s best element and praises its garish, Gothic look as a gorgeous eyesore.
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Digital Spy
10 May 2012 · ★★★ · Stella Papamichael
60
Papamichael finds the film enjoyable but uneven, and says it is not among Burton and Depp’s best work. She praises Depp’s lively performance, while criticizing the romantic triangle and underdeveloped subplots.
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Collider
10 May 2012 · C- · Matt Goldberg
50
Goldberg finds the film dull and incoherent, arguing that its gothic style and camp comedy never come together. He singles out Eva Green’s performance as Angelique as the film’s one effective element.
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Paste
13 May 2012 · 4.2 · Tyler Chase
43*
Chase finds the film a disappointing, overstuffed misfire that falls short of Burton and Depp’s best work. He singles out the weak writing, which leaves the characters and their storylines without depth or payoff.
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Den of Geek
21 April 2016 · 2 out of 5 · Michael Leader
42*
Leader gives the film a harsh verdict, calling it one of Burton’s worst. He singles out the stale jokes and muddled screenplay, while noting the cast’s strong performances and slick cinematography.
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Eye for Film
10 May 2012 · Lee Griffiths
40*
Griffiths finds the film entertaining but ultimately disappointing, lacking the momentum and emotional impact of Burton’s best work. He praises its striking visuals and Eva Green’s scene-stealing performance.
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/Film
10 May 2012 · 4/10 · Russ Fischer
40
Fischer finds the film visually opulent but emotionally arid, with an unfocused story and too many underused characters. He singles out Eva Green’s vivid performance and Colleen Atwood’s costumes as assets.
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HeyUGuys
9 May 2012 · ★★ · Jon Lyus
40
Lyus finds the film a beautiful missed opportunity, entertaining in moments but ultimately a mess without heart or narrative coherence. He praises Depp’s comic delivery and the enchanting production design, while faulting the treatment of the supporting cast.
Read the full review →The review is strongly negative, describing the film as lazy and incoherent. It singles out the film’s incoherence as a key failing.
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NME
12 May 2012 · Owen Nicholls
15*
The critic finds the film hollow, dull and without a compelling narrative. Eva Green’s performance is singled out as its one shining light.
Read the full review →The critic considers the film an expensive, leaden misfire that is neither funny nor frightening. They praise its lavish period art direction and note that Johnny Depp supplies some of the few laughs.
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