Critics’ reviews

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

10 reviews from 10 publications. Critics’ score 47: 0 positive, 5 mixed, 5 negative.

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47
Positive
0
Mixed
5
Negative
5

The available reviews lean towards disappointment, with praise concentrated on individual gags rather than the film as a whole. David Zucker’s physical slapstick and quick-fire approach earn some credit, while parodies of familiar film scenes provide scattered laughs. There is little agreement on a standout performance; the warmer comments tend to concern particular exchanges or set pieces. Most critics find the humour uneven, stale or juvenile, with too many weak jokes between the successful ones.

The main split is over whether those scattered laughs make the sequel entertaining. The Guardian takes the warmer view, finding unpretentious amusement despite tired material. Others range from mildly disappointed to firmly dismissive, and disagree about whether this instalment improves on its predecessor. Variety credits Zucker’s slapstick but finds the repeated child endangerment increasingly creepy. The spread runs from qualified enjoyment to reviews that find almost nothing worth recommending.

The Guardian
23 January 2004 · Peter Bradshaw
65*

Bradshaw finds the film silly and trivial but ultimately entertaining, delivering unpretentious laughs. He singles out David Zucker’s energetic direction and quick-fire gag rate, while noting that many jokes feel lame and the franchise feels old.

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The New York Times
24 October 2003
64*

The page identifies this as a film review, but its text is inaccessible. The critic’s verdict and specific praise or complaint cannot be determined.

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Time Out
· LIZ
64*

The available page does not reveal the critic’s verdict. Its description notes the film’s horror-parody premise, but the review text is unavailable.

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RogerEbert.com
24 October 2003 · ★★½/4 · Roger Ebert
62

Ebert’s verdict is mixed: he finds the comedy less successful than its predecessors. He singles out the film’s parody of familiar movie scenes as a source of its laughs.

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Variety
24 October 2003 · Dennis Harvey
45*

Harvey finds the sequel somewhat funnier than its predecessor but still only middling, with none of the original’s inspired hilarity. He praises Zucker’s flair for physical slapstick, though the child endangerment eventually feels creepy.

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Radio Times
★★ · Tom Hutchinson
40

Hutchinson says the sequel is weaker than the original but an improvement over its predecessor. He singles out Simon Cowell’s appearance as the film’s scariest element.

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Total Film
16 January 2004 · ★★ · Total Film
40

The review finds the film disappointing and tiresome, with plenty of slapstick but few laughs. It praises the car-accident exchange between Charlie Sheen and Camryn Manheim as the standout scene.

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Empire
1 January 2000 · William Thomas
35*

Thomas finds the film intermittently funny but ultimately uneven and less effective than Zucker’s earlier comedies. He praises the opening sequence and its news-autocue gag, while criticizing the inconsistent tone and charmless performances.

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Slant Magazine
23 October 2003 · ★/4 · Josh Vasquez
25

Vasquez finds the film uninspired and juvenile, with little to recommend. He singles out the frantic attempt to resurrect a dead body as a rare entertaining set piece.

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Eye for Film
22 January 2004 · David Stanners
20*

The critic finds the third instalment stale and largely unfunny. They single out its hackneyed jokes and trite dialogue, while noting one effective gag involving Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson.

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