Most critics find this relaunch a muddled, rather joyless business that trades the boyish fun of earlier versions for noise. Only one of the twenty-one reviews is positive. The praise that exists clusters in two places: the motion-captured Turtles themselves, whose movement and banter several reviews call convincing and occasionally funny, and a single chase down a snowy mountain, which even the harshest notices single out as the film’s inventive highlight.
The complaints are consistent. The human characters are thin, the origin story is rushed and heavy on exposition, and the humour feels bolted onto an anonymous action film. The spread is wide, from Eye for Film, which finds it surprisingly enjoyable, to Consequence, which calls it a cacophonous cash grab. Screen Daily goes furthest, likening the Turtles to green-skinned Transformers.
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The AV Club
7 August 2014 · C+ · A.A. Dowd
63
Dowd finds the reboot perfunctory, preserving the Turtles’ origins but losing their boyish fun. He praises the energetic, cartoonish action and expressive digital Turtle performances, while criticizing the bland human characters.
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Radio Times
★★★ · Alan Jones
60
Jones finds the film an entertaining ride despite its overblown approach. He praises its balance of pop-culture banter, cartoon action and family friendliness.
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IndieWire
5 August 2014 · C- · Gabe Toro
50
Toro finds the film nonsensical and often unpleasant, though its action sequences provide some genuine highlights. He particularly praises the imaginative, gravity-defying snow-mountain fight and the lifelike motion of the turtles.
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The Hollywood Reporter
3 August 2014 · Justin Lowe
45*
Lowe finds the film an uneven but energetic franchise return, with its strengths offset by a slow setup and weak human characters. He praises the convincing turtle performances and polished visual effects, while noting the action and cartoonish violence may wear thin.
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Variety
3 August 2014 · Justin Chang
45*
Chang finds the film neither particularly good nor the franchise-destroying disaster some feared, and says it relies too heavily on fan loyalty. He praises a ridiculous, entertaining action sequence but faults the Turtles’ photorealistic designs for lacking the earlier versions’ soul.
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Time Out
20 May 2014 · ★★ · Joshua Rothkopf
40
The two-star rating indicates a negative verdict. The available description singles out April’s station steering her toward puff pieces, but the review text is unavailable.
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Vulture
7 August 2014 · Bilge Ebiri
35*
Ebiri finds the reboot too serious and lumbering to be much fun, despite occasional entertaining moments. He praises the inventive snowy-mountain chase, while faulting the humor for feeling bolted onto an anonymous action film.
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Evening Standard
17 October 2014 · Charlotte O'Sullivan
30*
O’Sullivan finds the film intellectually and emotionally worn out, though it has occasional perverse brio. She singles out the snowy-hill chase as its special-effects highlight and criticizes Megan Fox’s miscasting.
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Los Angeles Times
7 August 2014 · Mark Olsen
30*
Olsen finds the film half-hearted and ultimately forgettable, though not wholly terrible. He singles out the snowy mountain action sequence for its snap and specificity.
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Screen Daily
4 August 2014 · Tim Grierson
25*
Grierson’s visible verdict is sharply negative, likening the turtles to green-skinned Transformers. The complaint singled out in the standfirst is the film’s apparent resemblance to that franchise.
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Empire
15 April 2014 · Olly Richards
20*
Richards finds the film a joyless, muddled misfire that fails to make its silliness fun. He particularly criticizes its underwritten characters and thin plot, as well as its focus on violence over humor.
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The Guardian
7 August 2014 · Jordan Hoffman
20*
Hoffman finds the film a lazy, dreary relaunch that will entertain mainly young children. He praises the inventive snowy-hill action sequence for making distinctive use of the turtles’ shells.
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Eye for Film
14 October 2014 · Angus Wolfe Murray
70*
Wolfe Murray finds this overplayed franchise entry surprisingly enjoyable. He praises the care put into the production and April’s appeal as a character viewers want to follow.
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Den of Geek
7 August 2014 · ★★½ · Mike Cecchini
50
Cecchini finds the film a passable, faithful kids’ adventure but says its strengths cannot overcome its shortcomings. He praises the well-realized, funny Turtles, especially their elevator scene, while criticizing the exposition-heavy pacing and frenetic action.
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/Film
4 August 2014 · 3.5/10 · Germain Lussier
35
Lussier finds the film disposable and emotionally flat, with a rushed plot that leaves its characters underdeveloped. He praises the Turtles’ elevator beat-boxing scene as funny and charming, and their visual effects as impressive.
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HeyUGuys
13 October 2014 · Stefan Pape
35*
Pape finds the film entertaining but overly familiar and generic. He praises the Shredder as a formidable threat, while criticizing the rushed origin story and weak character writing.
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Digital Spy
13 October 2014 · Ben Rawson-Jones
25*
The critic finds the film dull, cynical and poorly written, a comparative misfire despite its appeal to young viewers. They praise the turtles’ design and dynamic movement as the film’s main strength.
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The Wrap
4 August 2014 · Alonso Duralde
25*
The critic finds the reboot hollow and uneven, with only a few thrills and laughs. They single out the turtles’ unappealing CGI designs and incoherent action for particular criticism.
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Consequence
9 August 2014 · Blake Goble
10*
Goble pans the film as a cacophonous, misguided cash grab. He praises the motion-captured Turtles’ rendering and the enthusiasm of some performers, but finds the effects eerie and the humor and story lacking.
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