Most critics like Diamonds Are Forever more than they admire it. Seven of the thirteen reviews are broadly positive, and the praise gathers in the same places: Sean Connery’s dry, unflappable return; the Las Vegas car chases; and a script with more good lines than the plot deserves. Several reviewers treat the film as knowing self-parody and enjoy it on those terms, calling it wry, absurd and fun rather than tense.
The reservations cluster just as neatly. Positive and negative reviews alike fault a plot that drifts away from the diamonds, a camp and unconvincing Blofeld, and a clumsy oil-rig climax. The spread is wide: Film Stories calls for the film to be reappraised as glamorous, witty spectacle, while Radio Times ranks it among the weakest Bonds and The Telegraph argues it made a fool of Connery. The contemporary reviews split the same way, with RogerEbert.com and The New York Times enjoying it and Variety finding it short of flair.
