Cast and crew
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
24 cast and 96 crew, as credited. Cast in billing order; crew by department.
Cast24
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterFather
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyKate- Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisBrad
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice)- Lark WhiteVanessa
- Laurence BlumPolice Officer
- Amy Judd LiebermanMelanie
- Char SidneyNurse
- Jodi Michelle PynnNurse
- J. Alan ScottPuppeteer
- Jason MatthewsPuppeteer
- Victor BroadleyPuppeteer
Crew96
Directing
- Mary BronsteinDirector
- Kate BranomFirst Assistant Director
- Carly KrimSecond Assistant Director
- Gordon BellScript Supervisor
- Jasmin Osean ThomasSecond Second Assistant Director
- Callum StembridgeSecond Second Assistant Director
Writing
- Mary BronsteinWriter
Production
- Tatiana BearsCo-Producer, Line Producer
- Bruno Vernaschi-BermanCo-Producer
- Ryan ZacariasProducer
- Josh SafdieProducer
- Sara MurphyProducer
- Eli BushProducer
- Richie DoyleProducer
- Conor HannonProducer
- Lauren EbnerAssociate Producer
- Ronald BronsteinProducer
- Geraldine BarónCasting
- Salome OggenfussCasting
- Mary BronsteinExecutive Producer
- Rose ByrneExecutive Producer
- Rita WalshCo-Producer
- Eduardo SobrinoUnit Production Manager
- John Paul Lopez-AliCo-Producer
- Margaux BeckAssociate Producer
- J. IzonAssociate Producer
- Dennis ThomasArt Department Production Assistant
- Ruby McCollisterCasting Assistant
- Emma WarrenCasting Assistant
- Elise RavenCasting Assistant
- Meredith Jacobson MarcianoBackground Casting Director
- Alethia St. JoanProduction Secretary
- Mary Beth MinthornExecutive In Charge Of Production
- Julie VelezProduction Accountant
- Samantha SantosLocation Manager
- Katarina DedicovaAssistant Location Manager
- Kim MatulloPost Production Accountant
- Evan CathcartUnit Production Manager
Camera
- Christopher MessinaDirector of Photography
- James SchlittenhartFirst Assistant Camera
- Alec NickelSecond Assistant Camera
- Logan WhiteStill Photographer
- Jesse Coyote Sanchez-StraussSteadicam Operator
- Chris KeenanKey Grip
Editing
- Lucian JohnstonEditor
- Camille GilbertAssistant Editor
- Zulema Young-ToledoAssistant Editor
- Nat JencksColorist
Sound and music
- Filipe MessederSupervising Sound Editor, Sound Re-Recording Mixer, Sound Designer
- Ruy GarcíaSound Re-Recording Mixer
- Nick CaramelaSound Effects Editor
- Laura HeinzingerFoley Editor
- Ben KruseFoley Editor
- Tommy StangFoley Artist
- Patrick SouthernSound Mixer
- Deanna WilliamsBoom Operator
- Kristin CatuognoADR Editor, Dialogue Editor
- Abby HarrisonAssistant Sound Editor
- Jared SeidmanADR Mixer
- Chris NavarroADR Mixer
- Jeffrey RoyADR Mixer
- Melissa ChapmanMusic Supervisor
- Annie PearlmanMusic Supervisor
Art
- Carmen NavisProduction Design
- Kyra BoselliArt Direction
- Kaili CorcoranSet Decoration
- Samantha FigueiraArt Department Coordinator
- Kalani AkunaGraphic Designer
- Molly E. RamsaySet Dresser
- David DeeSet Dresser
- Erik ValentineSet Dresser
- Holly WilsonSet Dresser
- Bridget RaffertyProperty Master
- Janelle JonesAssistant Property Master
- Pierre RoviraConstruction Coordinator
- Hassan RahimMain Title Designer
Costume and make-up
- Elizabeth WarnCostume Design
- Sarit KleinMakeup Department Head
- Pamela MayHair Department Head
- Michelle WaldronKey Makeup Artist
- John NunnOn Set Dresser
- Nina BovaAssistant Costume Designer
- Willa PiroCostume Coordinator
- Vicky DonnerWardrobe Supervisor
- Caroline HortonSet Costumer
- Katie CookeSet Costumer
- Chris CurichKey Hair Stylist
- Alan ScottProsthetic Designer
Visual effects
- Anders NymanVisual Effects Supervisor
- Johann KunzSpecial Effects Supervisor
- Jesse MorrowVisual Effects Producer
- Brad KalinoskiVisual Effects Supervisor
Lighting
- Matthew AtwoodGaffer
Crew
- Nitasha BhambreeStunt Coordinator
- Chris BarnesMarine Coordinator
- Dejay RoestenbergStunt Double