Linda (Rose Byrne) stands outside at night, clutching several items against her chest
Film review

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 · Directed by Mary Bronstein · 1h 53m

In a sentenceRose Byrne looks as though one more offer of help might qualify as a threat

Linda (Rose Byrne) is an exhausted mother struggling to cope and reluctant to accept help. Her daughter (Delaney Quinn, credited as Child) stays outside the frame while Linda’s distress occupies it. Conan O’Brien plays the Therapist in a story that stays close to a parent whose anger and needs are becoming difficult to contain. Linda wants some relief from the demands of motherhood, but her own resistance makes support difficult. The film follows her increasingly strained experience, with little distance from her face and little room for another person’s view of what she is going through.

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Fi1m review

Rose Byrne is painfully convincing in Mary Bronstein’s abrasive drama about maternal exhaustion. Its constant pressure can wear us down, but Linda’s anger and resistance to help make this worth watching if an anxious evening appeals.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You gives an exhausted mother little room to compose herself and gives us scarcely any more. Mary Bronstein, who writes and directs, stays with Linda’s anger, distress and reluctance to accept help without trying to make each response reasonable. We think it is a good, punishing film, sustained by Rose Byrne even when the relentless pressure begins to feel repetitive. Anyone looking for a consoling account of parenthood should know that Linda is allowed to be selfish, and that the film does not hurry to apologise for her.

Rose Byrne is convincing because she does not make Linda’s suffering an excuse for everything. Her resistance to help can be maddening, and the performance lets that remain so even while making her exhaustion believable. The bitter humour works because Linda is allowed to be difficult without immediately becoming a joke at her own expense. We are not being asked to certify her as a good mother before we can take her distress seriously.

Christopher Messina’s close-ups are central to that discomfort. We felt trapped by the attention to Linda’s strained face, particularly when the frame denied us the relief of looking at anyone else. Keeping her daughter offscreen makes that restriction more pointed: the person needing care is not available to redirect our sympathy whenever Linda becomes abrasive. The sound is oppressive too, leaving little sense of quiet beyond what we can see. It is an effective use of techniques associated with horror, even though the subject is a mother’s exhaustion.

Lucian Johnston’s editing keeps the pressure fairly constant, which is useful and eventually wearing. There are stretches when we have understood Linda’s agitation but are still being asked to sit inside it without learning much more about her. At 113 minutes, the film has time to develop that feeling beyond its first impact, yet too often chooses simply to sustain it. A little more variation would have made the difficult stretches harder to dismiss as repetition.

The more surreal passages bring a related problem. Carmen Navis’s production design contributes to the oppressive surroundings, but the close framing already does much of that work. The stranger imagery can feel unnecessary when a face has communicated the distress so clearly. We found ourselves wanting more time to consider Linda’s behaviour, rather than another reason to feel hemmed in by the film.

Within the family drama, it is welcome to find a mother whose unpleasant feelings are taken seriously without being made attractive. The film does not need its more conspicuous oddities to hold our attention, because the performance gives us enough to disagree with and enough to recognise. That is why we recommend it despite the stretches when the pressure stops producing much beyond more pressure. Choose it for Rose Byrne, but leave it for another evening if patience is already in short supply.

Critical consensus AI synthesised

75
Positive
13
Mixed
9
Negative
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Most critics respond positively to this punishing portrait of maternal distress, with Rose Byrne’s performance drawing the clearest agreement. The reviews repeatedly praise her ability to convey exhaustion, anger and grim humour without softening Linda’s difficult behaviour. Praise also centres on the claustrophobic close-ups, oppressive sound and surreal atmosphere, which make her anxiety hard to escape. For the most enthusiastic critics, the film’s black comedy makes its depiction of parental strain both unsettling and painfully funny.

The reservations concern how long that pressure can remain productive. Several critics find the sustained anxiety exhausting, even while admiring its impact, and responses range from enthusiastic praise to mixed assessments, with none categorised as negative. /Film finds that the surreal passages do not always fit smoothly with the rest; Vulture considers the film compelling but unfinished and uncertain where to go next. Byrne remains widely admired across that divide.

Time Out
20 February 2025 · ★★★★★ · Stephen A Russell
100

The review praises the film as an intense, blackly funny rollercoaster of motherhood. It singles out Rose Byrne’s performance as a tour de force of matriarchal fury.

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IndieWire
6 October 2025 · A · David Ehrlich
95

Ehrlich calls the film a harrowing, frequently hilarious portrait of maternal distress, praising its uncompromising surreal intensity. He particularly singles out Rose Byrne’s caustic, fully committed performance and the film’s claustrophobic expressionism.

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The AV Club
2 October 2025 · A- · Brianna Zigler
90

Zigler calls the film a stunning, brutal portrait of a mother’s exhaustion and resistance to help. She singles out Rose Byrne’s performance for conveying both pain and selfish ambivalence.

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Slant Magazine
3 February 2025 · ★★★½/4 · Marshall Shaffer
88

Shaffer finds the film a precisely controlled, anxiety-inducing tonal rollercoaster, with only its ambiguous, Lynchian ceiling sequences falling short. He especially praises Rose Byrne’s elastic, go-for-broke performance, which anchors the film’s relentless depiction of burnout.

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Empire
16 February 2026 · Miriam Balanescu
85*

Balanescu finds the pressure-cooker film perversely enjoyable and thought-provoking, despite its lack of subtlety. She singles out Rose Byrne’s fearless, grimly funny performance for anchoring the spiralling story.

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Sight and Sound
3 February 2025 · festival review · BFI
75*

The critic finds the film piercingly funny and acutely observant, with Rose Byrne deftly conveying Linda’s mounting emotional strain. They especially praise Bronstein’s decision to keep the daughter offscreen, which draws attention to Linda’s state of mind.

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Straight answers AI written, from our review

Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is worth watching for Rose Byrne’s painfully convincing portrayal of maternal exhaustion, and we score it 78 out of 100. We recommend this abrasive drama if an anxious evening appeals, though its constant pressure becomes repetitive and offers little comfort to anyone already short of patience.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, and what is it rated?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 1h 53m. It is a drama film.
Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in France?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max and Amazon Prime Video in France. Availability is checked daily; the links above go straight to each service.
How violent or frightening is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, and is it suitable for children?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a UK 15 certificate and is unsuitable for children under 15; we find its oppressive atmosphere emotionally punishing. Close-ups of Linda’s strained face, oppressive sound and techniques associated with horror make parental exhaustion feel frightening, so even older teenagers and adults may find it wearing if they are sensitive to sustained distress.
How does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You compare to A Woman Under the Influence?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a similarly rewarding but wearing family drama to A Woman Under the Influence, with both allowing a woman contradictory, uncomfortable feelings. We recommend the former for its close attention to Rose Byrne’s exhausted mother, and the latter for Gena Rowlands and Peter Falk together. Both depend on their performances to justify stretches when distress becomes repetitive.
What should I watch after If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
After If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, try A Woman Under the Influence (1974, Fi1m 86): Another difficult family portrait carried by a woman allowed contradictory, uncomfortable feelings. Then The Babadook (2014, Fi1m 86): Maternal exhaustion becomes horror, with anger that cannot simply be wished away; and Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975, Fi1m 72): Domestic routine receives patient attention until its small demands become almost unbearable.

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  1. A Woman Under the Influence (1974, Fi1m 86)Another difficult family portrait carried by a woman allowed contradictory, uncomfortable feelings.

  2. The Babadook (2014, Fi1m 86)Maternal exhaustion becomes horror, with anger that cannot simply be wished away.

  3. Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975, Fi1m 72)Domestic routine receives patient attention until its small demands become almost unbearable.

  4. Mother (2009) · not reviewed yetA mother’s determination becomes unsettling, with bitter humour complicating our sympathy.

  5. Saint Omer (2022) · not reviewed yetA quieter examination of motherhood that makes easy moral certainty difficult.