The third Madagascar is the best of the three, which says less than it sounds. It is loud, fast and often properly funny, Frances McDormand’s animal-control officer runs away with it, and the four animals on the poster are passengers in their own film.
Three films in, Alex the lion and his friends are still trying to get home to New York, and this third attempt is the one that gets the series right. Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath and Conrad Vernon direct from a script by Darnell and Noah Baumbach, and they have settled on a plan a child could draw: a chase across Europe, one city per act, with a villain who never stops. It is loud and it is thin, and for 93 minutes it is more fun than it has any need to be. Children will love it. Adults get Frances McDormand.
She voices Captain Chantel DuBois of Monaco animal control, a short, square woman with a tranquilliser rifle and a nose that can pick a lion out of a full casino. The directors give her the physics of a Looney Tunes coyote: she drops to all fours and sniffs the pavement, she rides a scooter up walls, she walks away from a crash that should have killed her and straightens her hat. McDormand plays every line as a professional who resents that nobody else takes the job seriously. We laughed out loud, properly, at the sight of her rousing a ward of bandaged policemen with a rendition of “Non, je ne regrette rien”, and we were still laughing after the scene had ended, which does not happen often with cartoons made for seven-year-olds.
Kendal Cronkhite’s production design gives each city its own colours. Monte Carlo is cream stone and casino gold; Rome is sun and terracotta, with a circus pitched inside the Colosseum; London is wet grey until the finale, when the circus is relit in neon and the animals perform as bands of coloured light against black. That last sequence is the showpiece and it earns the word, a trapeze act staged as a light show with Hans Zimmer’s score climbing under it. Nick Fletcher cuts the whole picture fast, rarely holding a shot longer than a joke needs, and the pace is the film’s one firm idea: it is a chase and it behaves like one.
The penguins remain the best thing the series has produced. Skipper, voiced by McGrath himself, runs his crew like a mob boss, buys a circus with casino winnings and treats every setback as a tactical problem. Sacha Baron Cohen’s Julien falls in love with a bear who rides a tricycle, and the film follows that romance with a straight face all the way to the Vatican. Baumbach’s hand shows in the throwaway lines, which are quicker and drier than the premise would lead you to expect.
The trouble is the four animals whose names are on the poster. Ben Stiller’s Alex is given a plan and a speech about home; Chris Rock’s Marty is given a song, “Afro Circus”, which he sings until we wanted to leave the cinema; David Schwimmer’s Melman and Jada Pinkett Smith’s Gloria are given a tightrope. None of them wants anything for longer than a scene. The circus animals get the stories instead. Bryan Cranston’s Vitaly is a Russian tiger who has lost his nerve for the hoop and growls at anyone who mentions it; Martin Short’s Stefano is a sea lion so eager to please that we worried for him; Jessica Chastain’s Gia is a jaguar who wants to learn the trapeze and is nearly a character. They carry the middle of the film, and they are not the leads.
By the hour mark we had a headache. The film never lowers its voice. Every scene is a chase or a show, every line is shouted over an engine, and there is no quiet stretch in which a joke can land softly or a feeling can settle. Most critics have been kind, and so are we, but the complaint from the few who were not, that it mistakes volume for fun, is fair about a third of it.
Against the first two it is the clear winner: faster, better drawn, with a villain instead of a predicament. It is still a film in which a hippo and a giraffe walk a tightrope to a pop song, and it knows it. Take children and they will ask for it again the next day; go without them and you have McDormand, the penguins and a light show, which is more than most cartoons of this kind manage. It carries a PG and runs 93 minutes, and you will feel each of them in your ears.