Richard Lester’s first Beatles film is quick, black and white and built out of almost nothing: a train, a hotel, a television studio and four young men who cannot be left alone. It has barely a plot and does not need one.
Richard Lester’s A Hard Day’s Night reached British cinemas on 7 July 1964, when the four men in it were the most photographed people in the country. Alun Owen’s script does not invent a story for them. It gives them two days of their own lives instead: a dash through a railway station with fans at their heels, a train, a hotel they are not allowed to leave, a room full of journalists and a rehearsal for a live television broadcast. Nobody falls in love and nobody learns anything. It is 88 minutes long, it is funny almost throughout, and we recommend it to anyone who has ever liked a pop song. The one part that has not travelled well is Paul’s grandfather, and we will come to him.
Gilbert Taylor shoots it in black and white with cameras that move as if a newsreel crew had got in through a side door. The screaming girls at the station are filmed the way you would film a fire. Indoors the light is flat and grey and the rooms are small, and the band spend most of the film in them, being told to wait. John Jympson cuts on the beat when there is a song and a fraction before the punchline when there is not.
The sequence everyone remembers is Can’t Buy Me Love. The four of them find a fire escape, run down it into an empty field and jump about in it for three minutes while the camera watches from a helicopter and the film speeds up and slows down for no reason but pleasure. We grinned like children and did not stop until the song did. The reason is plain enough: it is the first time in the film they are outdoors and nobody is looking at them. Critics have been saying for decades that the pop video begins here, and the claim holds up.
Owen writes each of them a voice. John (John Lennon) gets the sharpest lines; Anna Quayle’s Millie recognises him, argues him out of being himself and walks off satisfied. George (George Harrison) has the best single scene, in an advertising man’s office, where he is asked what he thinks of some shirts and tells him. Ringo (Ringo Starr) is the one the script is kind to, a small worried man who reads books so people will think he is deep. Paul (Paul McCartney) has the least to do and does it pleasantly. Julie Harris keeps all four in the same dark suits from first scene to last, so they look like a set of something, which is how everyone else in the film treats them.
The grown-ups are the other joke. Norman Rossington’s Norm and John Junkin’s Shake are the road managers, forever counting heads and coming up one short. Victor Spinetti’s T.V. Director sweats through a jumper and speaks to the band as though they were weather. Richard Vernon’s Man on Train shuts the window, turns off the radio and announces that he fought the war for their sort, and is told they bet he is sorry he won. That is in the first ten minutes, and it tells you what the film thinks of the country it was made in.
Then there is Grandfather. Wilfrid Brambell plays him, straight from Steptoe and Son, and the running gag is that he is “very clean”. He is written as a mixer, and the trouble is always the same trouble: he wanders off, somebody has to fetch him, and the film stops while they do. By the middle stretch he has crowded the band out of their own picture. The girls, meanwhile, exist to be chased, grabbed at and left, and two or three scenes of that made us wince. Whether the band will make the broadcast is the plot, and nobody has ever doubted it.
It is a comedy about being kept in rooms, and every window in it has a face pressed against the glass. We came out happier than we went in, and sorrier for them than we had expected.
Watch it with the sound up and nobody talking. At 88 minutes it is over before anyone on the sofa has reached for their phone.